December 2011
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my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
I WORSHIP LED ZEPPELIN
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Guys, would you rather
- be the sleepwalker or deal with the sleepwalker? - be a black man in the south in the 1800s or be a woman in Afghanistan now? - get a million dollars for sure; or have a 50/50 chance on winning 5 million or nothing? - sing instead of talking or dance instead of walking? - blurt out everything on your mind or never ever talk? - know the date of your death or the cause of it? (You won’t be...
cute girl: hi
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
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“This is safer than Tylenol, and yet we’re going to put extra barriers to keep...”
– Susan Wood, executive director of the Jacobs Center for Women’s Health at George Washington University, who in 2005 resigned her job as the top women’s-health official at the FDA, accusing the agency of refusing to allow emergency contraception because of political pressure by the Bush...
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