- Buy school books.
- Read an actually good book all the way through without pausing for months at a time.
- Find a job.
- Find Ryan James Balmain’s copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 1, since I lost it months ago and I want my ODDSAC back and it wouldn’t be fair if I gave him an empty case with an IOU note.
- Shag.
- Start increasing my vocabulary, starting with the word cruciverbalist.
- Fill my vintage candy dispenser with Reese’s Pieces.
- Shag in a kitchen.
- Convince my mom that it’s an absolute necessity that I buy three pet rats.
- Shag in the handicap shower in my mom’s bathroom.
- Sell the clothes I’m getting tired of looking at in my closet.
- Shag in a hammock.
- Play my Super Mario 64 that I forgot I owned even though it’s right next to my TV.
- Shag while pretending I’m Flapjack and my boyfriend is K’nuckles.
- Say “shag in a hammock” super fast until my tongue feels like sandpaper.
- Shag while hanging upside-down.
- Shag until I feel inside-out.
- Shag more.
- End this list, because I think we all get the point.